EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[markofthewise]

... not that we were going to! [He laughed. Awkwardly.]

[kyoshi]

N-no... no, of course not! Why would we do that? We're just... friends. Probably.

[markofthewise]

Yeah. So there's no reason to even-- [OH SCREW IT. He leans in for a kiss. And then pulls back. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?]

[kyoshi]

[Sorry, honey- her instinctive response to his sudden move is to lean in as well, and she can't quite stop herself in time when he tries to move away. Enjoy your fiancee(?)'s fruit-flavoured kiss!

....

Oh dear, she shouldn't have done that.]

[markofthewise]

[Wow that was pretty great.

Except now they're here. Post kiss. And possibly just after a terrible mistake!?]

... you know I'm not really that interested in swimming. [SOMETHING ELSE IS MORE INTERESTING.]

[kyoshi]

[Well this can't be good.]

Um... no, we should probably get changed. Soon. ...I-I mean, right now.

[Lots of bare skin? Probably not smart at this very moment.]

[markofthewise]

Actually, I was thinking of something else...

[He glances up the hill, towards the mountain and those weird hobbit holes.]

[kyoshi]

...Really? I mean, we could...

[It should seem like a very, very bad idea. Why does she feel so intrigued by the invitation?]

[markofthewise]

Just to check it out. In and out. That's all.

[Except no, he's already thinking of other things.]

[kyoshi]

[I-in... and out...

Don't mind her, she'll just be blushing now.]

Right, that... that sounds okay. Let's do it. [....] Th-that. Let's do that.

[markofthewise]

[Yeah. Be cool. Confident. He's not so worried about... whatever it was they were worried about before.]

Good. I'll race you! [AND OFF HE GOES.]