EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[tailasoldastime]

[Huh? His eyes widen at the sight of that pretty-looking shell. His paws reach out for it, but - having learned - cautiously hover over the object, seeing if there are any sharp or dangerous spots on it first. Finally, he opens up one paw and very gingerly takes it from Robert, being careful to not touch those maybe-pointy parts with his fingertips.

He lowers his face and raises the shell so they're both on level with each other, searching through the hole to see if there's anything in it. Sure enough, there's nothing.]

Resides... l-like a home?

[semper_cogitans]

Yes. Some species... m-make their homes in the shells of other animals, because their own bodies are... t-too weak on their own. Hermit crabs are... a commonly-cited example...

[Robert smiles gently.] Aquatic snails produce... very b-beautiful shells, I think. This shell would be... a good choice for a p-potential home...

[tailasoldastime]

[He very softly, gently, runs his thumb over the texture of the shell... Robert's right, they really are very beautiful... though he's not quite sure why a snail would it because it was pretty.]

Wh-where... is it now?

[semper_cogitans]

[Robert's expression sobers briefly at this.]

... Likely... c-consumed by some other being.

Snails... cannot otherwise l-leave their shells...

[tailasoldastime]

[...]

... Oh.

[Well. That... this is a little awkward. ... Poor snail.]