Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[ledbythewind]

[With the Sorrow shard removed from him now, Richard is taking advantage of the fact that he's feeling better to drag his friends on ALL OF THE RIDES. All of them. If they're going to be stuck here at an amusement park for who knows how long, might as well make the best of it, right?

In Thrill Land, he'll be riding every single ride that grabs his interest... usually multiple times. If you even show so much as the slightest hint of thinking that a ride might look fun, he'll try to coax you onto it with him. The water park isn't really his thing, though, so he'll be giving that one a wide berth.

He wanders into Bubble Land for about twenty minutes before deciding that really isn't his thing either and opts instead to go next door to Cartoon Land, which is far more fun, even if the physics are a little disconcerting at first.

The giant kid in him is thrilled by Junior Land and especially those brontosaurus rides. It's like a turtle car, but SO MUCH BIGGER DUDE THIS IS AWESOME. It might be a little hard to get him to come down from up there...

Eventually he heads over to Casino Land to try his hand at some of the games there. For someone who has such terrible luck in all other aspects of his life, he's surprisingly good at the casino games, and winds up walking away with a considerable pile of winnings.

Finally, he goes to take a look at Halloween Land. Though he finds it quaint and not really scary, the rides are still fun, and considerably more low-key than the ones in Thrill Land, making it a good way to wind down after spending the rest of his time basically running around like an overgrown kid.]

[lostlegacy]

[Hey there, Richard. There's a tiny person who's slipped away from her very forgetful guardian for the moment and who's just wandering about Junior Land. Even though she thinks she's a big girl and can take care of herself, she probably shouldn't be going unsupervised for long....]

[ledbythewind]

[Fortunately Richard recognizes that tiny person and changes direction from his original path so that he can go over to check on her. He's not too concerned at first, though; his assumption is that her guardian is somewhere nearby.]

Why hello there, Sophie. Are you having fun so far?

[lostlegacy]

Yeah.

[She's actually smiling openly, which is pretty rare for a (mostly) serious kid like her. It's been a good day.]

This place is cool.

[ledbythewind]

It certainly is. There isn't anything like this at all where I come from. The largest festival we have couldn't possibly compare to the size of this entire park.

And speaking of size, aren't you here with anyone else?

[He may not know all that much about kids, but he's pretty sure she's far too young to be here all on her own.]

[lostlegacy]

[She doesn't get how that has to do with size, but okay.]

Yeah. Gee Girl's here.

["Here" may be a fairly loose term.]

[ledbythewind]

[Richard blinks, the name - or nickname, as he suspects it most likely is - completely unfamiliar to him.]

"Gee Girl"?

[musubi]

Richard. Richard, we've been on this ride five times already.

[Fun as it is, there's nothing that special about it in Isamu's opinion, and there are a great many other rides they could be waiting in line for in the time it's taken them to do this one.]

How about we let some of the kids have a turn?

[ledbythewind]

Only five times? That's nowhere near enough for a ride as exciting as this one.

[BUT HE LIKES THIS RIDE. The kids in line behind them do look a little annoyed by the two adults in line for the sixth time, though...]

... though I suppose we could take a break and try something different for a change. What did you have in mind?

[musubi]

Anything else besides this.

[Isamu didn't actually have anything else in mind, but he's sure there are much more exciting rides to be on.]

[ledbythewind]

No ideas at all?

[Really, Isamu ought to know better than to just leave things up to Richard's discretion by now...]

[musubi]

[He really should.]

'Anything else' isn't enough? How about something on a grander scale.

[ledbythewind]

[Richard looks around for a moment before he spots one ride with an incredibly long line. A long line means that it must be fun enough to make it extra-popular, or so his thinking goes.]

How about that one?

[And he points right to the Orbiter.]

Cartoon Land

[soheartless]

[Mytho is walking obliviously towards a bottomless-seeming cartoon hole in the ground.

That's it. That's the tag.]

dammit Gore I cracked up

[ledbythewind]

[Richard has yet to figure out the exact nature of the cartoon physics in this particular area of the park, but a hole is a hole and that is a rather ominous-looking hole, strange physics notwithstanding.

So he's going to attempt to stop Mytho from walking right into it.]

Look out!

Good just like old times

[soheartless]

[He doesn't quite notice Richard calling out. He keeps looking as vacant as ever as he steps towards the hole. It just seems to be taking forever.

And a number of mousetraps suddenly seem to be littering Richard's path.]

[ledbythewind]

[He's halfway into a step towards the boy when a mousetrap suddenly appears where he was about to place his foot, causing him to jerk backwards and take a stumbling step back to avoid stepping right onto it.

There's no way he'll be able to make it across those mousetraps in time to catch Mytho, so he's going to try yelling again, only this time he's going to use his "I am the king and you are going to listen to what I say" voice when he does so.]

STOP!

[soheartless]

[That one manages to reach him. He stops mid-step, with one foot hovering just above the hole.

He glances over, as if not even noticing the situation still.]

Yes?

[ledbythewind]

You're about to step right into what appears to be a very deep hole.

[At least he stopped-- Richard was starting to get more than a little nervous there.]

[drawnbythesword]

[And guess who's been dragged all around Junior Land by Richard? That's right.]

Uhh, Richard? Are we're kind of too big for this place?

[ledbythewind]

What makes you think that? If anything, I would say the children are too small for those brontosaurus rides. Have you seen how tall it is? It must be at least ten times the size of the largest turtle car I've ever been on.

[C'mon, Asbel, you have to admit that it's pretty awesome.]

[drawnbythesword]

Well... Yeah, but that ladybug train was definitely too small for you, Richard. You couldn't even fit your legs in the car.

[ledbythewind]

It's hardly my fault they didn't design the ride well enough to accommodate people with legs as long as mine.

[drawnbythesword]

Richard, that's because these rides are designed for people half your size and age. [Seriously bro they have "YOU MUST BE UNDER 48 INCHES TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE" sign, it's a wonder they even let them ride them.]

[ledbythewind]

Perhaps if I put on a mask...

[It worked on Asbel, at least.]