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We're more than carbon and chemicals

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

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[On the first day, Ian found himself in a tight spot. He felt a strange nauseous feeling upon entering the battlefield, but soon after he'd found himself in a more cruel predicament—upon trying to move his arms, he'd found that they refused. His legs... his torso, everything else, moved just fine.

Just his damn arms.

Fortunately he's managed to keep the pack slung around his shoulder, dangling at his hip, in case anyone needed medicine. But otherwise? He'll just be ducking around and hiding as much as he can. It's a good thing he's fantastic at running and screaming like a baby.

As seen while he's RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE FROM AN ANGEL.]

H-hey, wait?! Can't we be all friendly like—!?

Edited 2011-02-27 06:17 (UTC)

[Vash hears screaming. What a funny way of running you have, with your arms flailing behind you like that. Don't worry fellow plant man, Vash has your back. It's almost automatic at this point, the way Vash's arm spins around as his gun blasts a nasty chunk of that wing away.]

Are you alright?

[Oh, hey mister. Also

SOB!!]

I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS!

You what!?

Wait! Are you one the people they recruited after the first group? Or did you get hurt!? [And casually shooting at a Third Party member before they can get too close.]

Edited 2011-02-28 02:05 (UTC)

[He nods, looking like a nervous wreck.]

IT'S LIKE I'M MISSING MY BONES IN THEM, OR SOMETHING.

[He flops them bonelessly around as an example, crying like a little bitch.]

THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!!

[Also do those third party guys over there have bows and arrows? Maybe.]

[That's... kinda gross.] That doesn't hu-GET DOWN! [Don't mind Vash grabbing you roughly by the collar (you didn't like that shirt anyway, right?) and hauling you behind the closest cover he can find. Ooh! An apple tree!]

Edited 2011-02-28 02:26 (UTC)

Ooh! An apple tree!!

[WAIT NO, he must be serious.]

Maybe we should make a break for that barn over there.

[FAIL-PROOF.]

[Ooh, an apple tree? Yeaaaaah, maybe sticking you in that barn won't be such a bad idea.]

Not a bad idea. Hold on. [Peering carefully around that tree trunk to see if they're still there. Oh, hi Mr. Arrow.] GAHHHHHHHHHH! [Ducking back behind cover just before it can hit.]

One second and then we'll run for it.

[Now that Vash got a lock on their position with that quick glance. Sticking his arm around that tree and firing a few shots off.]

Edited 2011-02-28 04:33 (UTC)

Alright.

RUN FOR IT! [Vash leads by example and takes off at a run for the barn, granted not as fast as he could run, but he has no idea just how fast his new friend can go.]

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[ Why hello there, running young man. Hughes will just join alongside you in all his green, flu-ish glory and fire a few rounds at that angel behind you. You know, this kind of thing used to be much easier. ]

No, no, we can't!

[SCREAAAAA—

RUNNING LIMP-ARMED STILL, BECAUSE OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT.]

Maybe we can beg for mercy and then kick them in the shins and run away while they fall over!!

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[ ...child, what. ]

I'll take it you're a noncombatant, then.

[blink, blink]

Uhhh... something... like that, yeah.

I don't fight, anyway. Unless you count screaming and latching onto their backs in terror.

[ Just a sec, coughing. ]

In that case, I recommend finding anything you can hide behind while I handle things here. [ Because it looks like your arms aren't uh. Helping you out much. ]

[He shakes his head.]

Don't worry about me! I happen to be really good at dealing with battle stuff—

[Oh boy. More angels from more places, and Ian wishes he had the ability to pull out his hair in annoyance. He just forces himself between Hughes and the angels, frowning.]

I can't die, anyway—so if you need a meat-shield, go right ahead, mister! [he is so so used to being one at this point in his life]

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[ ...

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...ffff. Don't mind him, he's just gonna start shooting a few of them there angels approaching from skyward areas. ]

I'm afraid I don't operate with meat-shields.

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let us pretend there is no babby in that icon.

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that baby could've won this war by herself, jsyk

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THIS IS TRUTH. ...WRONG ICON.

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also that face is way too grumpy. :|a /fixes

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that was the greatest of all tags.

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Ian's a mighty warrior, you know.

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Quite the mighty warrior.

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he gets all the ladies, too

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ain't that the truth.

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[And that angel is going to literally freeze up.]

I'm afraid [a crash, ice-encased Third Party members can't fly] not!

[DLKDFJGLKFJGL HE IS ALMOST CRUSHED.

But it's all good.]

WHY NOT?! IF WE JUST OFFER THEM A MEETING GIFT MAYBE THEY'LL BE LESS HATEFUL!

I think the stakes are too [brb blasting a third party member with watery spheres raining from the sky] high for that to suffice!

[Skittering away toward a tree for protection. Arms be floppin up in here.]

What are the stakes again?!

Lives!

[war is srs business bro.]

Are you alright?

[He shakes his head woozily.]

I can't feel my arms.

I think it's 'cause they're lacking bones.

...

...

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...What?!

[RUNNING THE FUCK OVER THERE NOW.]

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