EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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Moro: Anywhere, any time

[biteoffherhead]

[Moro has been spending the whole bizarre week in a lovey-dovey haze with Ryoji. But that doesn't mean she can't get into some bizarre shenanigans with others.

She's sniffing at one of the trees curiously.]

[humility]

[Aqua walks up from behind in her modest one-piece and asks politely:]

Have you found something interesting?

[biteoffherhead]

I have not seen these trees before.

[Sniff sniff.]

Friendship Fruit! c:

[humility]

They are a little unusual. But not harmful.

[Aqua reaches up and pulls down a fruit, then holds it out for Moro to sniff if she wants]

There's a legend associated with these fruits. Have you heard it?

Yes!

[biteoffherhead]

[Moro won't sniff, just yet.]

And what is that?

[humility]

It's said that anyone who shares the same fruit with another will find that their destinies will forever be entwined. I only heard of these trees before now, never seen them. So I made matching charms for myself and my closest friends to represent the same promise...

[biteoffherhead]

[It doesn't seem to either impress or surprise Moro. It's such... a normal concept, to her.]

That explains how I'm lured to it.

[humility]

Oh?

[biteoffherhead]

[She... doesn't seem to clarify?]

[ombra_lira]

[Sheik is under said tree she's investigating, and he peers up at her curiously. He doesn't see her too often, and it's strange to see her so far removed from the forest. But he supposes even a wolf-god needs a break. He's already plucked one of the fruits to have for himself, but he decides maybe he'll share.]

They seem to be quite ripe. Would you care for a taste?

[biteoffherhead]

[She sees no reason why not, at least.]

I will taste.

[ombra_lira]

[He stands and offers the part of the fruit he hasn't eaten yet.] Here.

[biteoffherhead]

[Watch your hands, Sheik. She isn't too careful about not taking a hand with that fruit.]

[ombra_lira]

[Whoops, he probably should have thought about that. Those teeth come far too close to taking a few fingers and he pulls his hand away quickly.] What do you think?

[biteoffherhead]

It is fruit.

[It's gone already, though she pauses to ponder. Hmm... something feels a bit different.]

[ombra_lira]

It is not bad. [He blinks. Different indeed.]

Might I accompany you a while?

[biteoffherhead]

...As you wish.

[hotheadedidiot]

[Wow that is a big wolf. A lot bigger than the wolves he saw back home. Sure, he's seen (and heard) her around the village before. It's pretty hard not to, she's the size of a truck. But to see her up close is just... wow.]

Is something wrong with the tree?

[biteoffherhead]

[She glances at the human she has not yet met, though his scent is a pretty familiar one, to her. She's starting to memorize them.]

I have not seen one like this before.

[hotheadedidiot]

Huh... [Glancing up the tree to take note of the star-shaped fruit. Definitely an odd one...]

...You know, I don't think I have, either.

[biteoffherhead]

I am getting to know the scent of it.

[hotheadedidiot]

What does it smell like?

[biteoffherhead]

It smells different. The bark, the sap, the leaves, and the fruit especially. It all has a unique scent, unlike the trees in my forest.

[hotheadedidiot]

[H U H. Well, he never knew trees could have different smells. So now he's just going to give that tree a sniff too.]

[biteoffherhead]

[Moro laughs. The moe-est laugh.]

I do not think your sense of smell is strong enough. You humans have strong eyes instead of noses.