EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[fleurdesel]

On that much we are agreed. [Once at the copse of trees she settles down, cutting herself another slice of fruit.] So that is my love life, as it stands. How is it that you've been filling your time?

[relictusdeus]

In ways not quite as thrilling I would like. It has been terribly boring. Most... do not much appreciate my sense of humour.

[He can't resist a little chuckle.]

[fleurdesel]

Your scathing and vicious sarcasm isn't to most people's liking? Why, I never would have guessed it. [She huffs a soft laugh and offers Isaac more of the fruit.]

They just need to learn to be equally scathing in return. Or learn not to take such commentary personally.

[relictusdeus]

[Accepting it with a smirk, he leans back against a tree, legs crossed. He softly shuts his eyes, sliding the slice into his mouth. How nice of her to feed him.]

Gently, now - even such a remark would be an offense to their delicate sensibilities.

[fleurdesel]

Delicate, pure, chase, and virginal sensibilities. [She snorts and cuts herself yet another bit of fruit, gradually paring it down for her and him to share. She'd enjoy her bit, then feed Isaac without much question.]

Not everyone is like that here. Some even find my company bearable.

[relictusdeus]

[Hee, virginal.]

You are more... intriguing... than most, I will grant. And for a woman~.

[The company of the fairer sex does not do much for him, really.]

[fleurdesel]

Spare me your misogyny devil. I'm a surgeon, as I've said, and more than capable enough in my field to not be frowned upon simply because I lack a penis.

[relictusdeus]

[He fixes her with a look as if trying to envision what she might look like with a man's form.] You would be far more charming company with one. But, alas.

[fleurdesel]

Charming or seductive? I'm perfectly charming on my own. You just prefer the company of those it's possible to bed. [She huffs a laugh.]

[relictusdeus]

[He grins, guilty as charged albeit entirely unabashed.]

Anyone can be bed. But I - -[Here, he gently drapes a hand over his chest.] - - am a man of... discriminating tastes, mmhmnn. [It's a sound closer to a murmur of pleasure than amusement.]

[fleurdesel]

You were hitting on a man that was all but a priest earlier devil. I do not think it's discriminating so much as it is kinky.

[relictusdeus]

[He can guess what 'hitting on' is from the context, but he's curious to know about one particular word.] Kinky, you say?

[fleurdesel]

Modern slang, why do you never translate? [She snorts.] Fetishistic. Things that lie outside the typical realm of missionary, oral, etc, sexual activities and preferences that are 'considered' normal, no matter your gender preference.

Warning for mildly explicit language?

[relictusdeus]

[That sounds about right.]

Ah, yes. Of course. [His very existence, let alone his sexual habits, he muses, is outside the realm of normalcy.]

Where I am from, sodomy is among the gravest of sins. Horrid, ungodly behaviour. Abnormal. If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[This passage is recited easily; clearly it is something that struck a chord with him and he has read and reread.]

But I do wonder, did God Himself not instill this desire in me and in others? [Smiling wryly, he simply leaves it hanging, not expecting her to respond.] Well.

[fleurdesel]

In some countries in my world it is still seen as such. An illness, a perversion, though it is nothing of the sort. It's a built in population control. It's not unnatural, it's not immoral. Many other mammals display homosexual behavior, so it is entirely natural. If you've more older brothers, you are more likely to be homosexually inclined because of your mother's biology- it happens for a reason based in science as much as it does psychology.

...

I had to do several presentations on this subject in sensitivity training for my peers when they mistreated a few patients due to their orientation. After the training I saw them fired when they displayed that kind of bigotry and ignorance a second time.

[relictusdeus]

[This influx of information a lot to take in, particularly when he knows religious belief and superstitions to rule his 'age'.]

Giving voice to such a blasphemous opinion would cost you your life.

[He folds his arms across his chest.]

[fleurdesel]

I am beyond caring what would and would not get me killed outside this place, devil. It's not mine to worry about. Here? There is no such stigma attached to it. While you are here, relax. You are not a demon, you are not to be murdered simply because you appreciate the male form. You are not a lesser being for feeling that way.

[relictusdeus]

['Not a demon'. Hah. His own mother, God bless her soul, had vehemently disagreed. There is the slightest hesitation before he generates an answer, much to his annoyance.]

A lesser being...?

[He attempts an incredulous laugh, and for the most part, it sounds as if it bubbled out of him quite naturally.]

Have you forgotten? I possess the power to crush a dozen men in but an instant, if I so please.

[fleurdesel]

A common misconception, not a personal statement. [She quirks a brow at him.] Though murder would make it a little more difficult to find a person to sleep with. There's a very small group that do find that attractive I suppose.

[relictusdeus]

I don't suppose you know of anyone of the sort~? [He teases.]

[fleurdesel]

Off the top of my head? I'm afraid not. But I will keep an eye out for one for you.

Warning for a reference to depraved behaviour.

[relictusdeus]

[A breathy laugh.] How kind of you to think of me and my... [He paused for effect, inhaling.] carnal appetite. However... I can sleep with whomever I wish.

[At his most depraved, he wasn't particularly choosy back home about whom he bedded. Sometimes, it had been a villager; other times, an incubus or vampire. A little remarkably, he hadn't slept with anyone while in Luceti. Over a month without sex made him roil inside with a maddening sense of recklessness.]

[fleurdesel]

There is always the consideration of consent, devil. But I've no doubt you'll be able to sort it out on your own. [Another set of cuts, two more slices of fruit, one passed to Isaac and the other enjoyed on her own.]

[relictusdeus]

Indeed~. [Isaac plucks the preoffered slice and dangles it a half-inch above his mouth before wrapping his lips around it.]

I was thinking of having another, as of late. [He remarks thoughtfully, after chewing and swallowing. Another what?] Piercing the flesh with an awl and fitting a ring, perhaps... although I am partial to beads of metal.

[fleurdesel]

Dare I ask where it is you intend to have this piercing done?