EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[moehealer]

[She doesn't know this though..!

Yellow nods, then glances around a bit.]

Yeah, I saw a lot of people coming here, so I did too. And it turned out that it's really warm out... It's kind of nice though! [It sure beats freezing..] There are all of these weird fruits around now though.

[statice]

[And as if to drive in her point, one of the paopu fruits drops from the tree and lands on his head lap. He blinks and picks it up.

Look, ma, starfish onnatree!]

...you didn't find it a little suspicious?

[moehealer]

[Excuse me that should be a dango! Stupid paopu fruit...

Yellow jumps a bit when it falls, but... oh, it was just one of those fruits. She looks at it for a moment, and then back up at Leo.]

Well, everyone else seemed fine, so... I figured it's okay. And nobody's getting sick from those fruits, either.

[statice]

[Dangos on a tree wouldn't have sold as well in a game franchise.

He picks up the fruit idly as he shields his mouth for a yawn.]

But in a place like this, has that really been a reliable way of explaining the strange things that happen? [This fruit is quite-- enticing, though.] Why, it might all be dangerous.

[moehealer]

[Sure they would! \THE BIG DANGO TREE FAMILY/!]

I guess so... But even then, I think it's fine. [More like she's just compelled to believe that everything about the beach and the fruits is a-ok.

She looks back at the fruit for a moment.] Have you ever seen fruits like that before, Leo?

[statice]

[Weird. Also man, Yellow, you are way too trusting. No wonder you've gotten in with the PH crew and their deceiving. Not that he has anything to say to that; he can only smile.]

No, this is the first time I've seen this! What are they?

[moehealer]

[It's not like anyone in the crew is suspicious or anything!

Yellow shakes her head.] I haven't seen them before either, actually. They're kind of strange-looking, aren't they? They look kind of like stars!

[statice]

[You need to see Vincent's smiles, Yellow dear.]

Yes, quite. [.........] In fact, trees aside, you can even say that these fell from the heavens!

[moehealer]

[Well. Maybe one day...!]

From the heavens...? You mean because they're shaped like stars?

[statice]

Of course. That's why there's shooting stars, isn't there?

[moehealer]

Yeah, I guess so!

[hm. Suddenly curious.] A lot of people have been eating those, actually... Do you mind if I try a piece of it, Leo..?

[statice]

[Now that he thinks about it, he can't see the lovely Miss Yuyuko on the beach today. Does it mean that she hasn't come?

...or perhaps she's out with Elliot. That's a decidedly less pleasant train of thought. Still, smile smile.]

Of course not. [He looks down at the fruit in hand and easily breaks off half of it. This is Leo, he has Upper Body Strength...kinda of.] There you go.

[moehealer]

[Clearly she likes grumpy guys over ones with constant bedroom eyes. deal with it, Leo...

I mean.

Paopu fruit, yay!]

Thanks, Leo! [Taking it, she looks at it for a moment before taking a small bite. Hmmm. It's not that bad!] Huh... It really does taste good!

[statice]

[MISS YUYUKO IS VERY PURE.

The juice stains his sleeve a little as he bites into it and he glances at it remorsefully as he chews.]

It doesn't taste overly sweet.

[moehealer]

[EVEN MORE REASON WHY SHE DOESN'T LIKE LEO'S BEDROOM EYES.]

It tastes kind of mild... But it's still kinda good, isn't it?

[statice]

[EVERYONE LOVES LEO'S BEDROOM EYES. EVEN YELLOW??]

It isn't sour. I'd think that's good enough for me.

[moehealer]

[NO.]

I agree! I don't like sour foods that much, anyway. [As she continues to finish her piece up, another fruit falls from the tree they're under and onto Yellow's lap. WHICH IS NOT SOUR.] Oh, another one fell..

[statice]

[but yellow..........

Also, this is something really subtexty, falling into their laps. Utena enthusiasts would have a field day with symbolism.]

I wouldn't mind having another.

[moehealer]

[I-I'm sorry, Leo...

omg dynast stop making this all terrible crying]

Me neither. They are good, after all! [She breaks off a piece, handing it to Leo.] Here you go!

[statice]

[If you read into it hard enough, it could be something something suppressed desire. Fruit of loins and so forth.]

Thank you. [mmmm....] Oh, this one's a little sweeter.

[moehealer]

[or maybe

maybe it just fell out of the tree and happened to land there okay... sob]

Yeah, it is! I guess some of these are just more ripe than others.. [Well. This one tastes good too. So Yellow continues to eat her half.]

[statice]

[But things happen for a reason.

He glances at her. And back to his half-eaten fruit. And back to her. Does she really like it that much?]

Do you really like yours?

[moehealer]

[The reasoning behind this is wind obviously!

Is there a problem with her enjoying her fruit.. Though it isn't completely that she likes it, but also that she just feels compelled to finish it for some reason.] Huh? Yeah, I do! I like fruits in general though, so... Do you not like it, Leo?

[statice]

[But what's the symbolism behind the strange wind?! The Wind of Fate and Destiny? There's even fitting music and lyrics.

And no, no, he likes it, but...]

If you like this one so much, I wouldn't mind giving the rest to you.

[moehealer]

[NOPE. NOOOOPE. Just a coincidence.]

N-no no, that's fine, Leo! I'm fine with the half that I have, and I wouldn't want to take yours from you. [Unless he didn't like it, but that isn't the case so!]