EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[neverplaysfair]

[ Joshua is lazing about on the beach in a bathing suit and t-shirt. After all, swimming takes too much effort. It's much nicer to just sunbathe in the shade and watch everyone else out in the water. ]

[so_shik]

[Despite herself, Shiki found herself out on the beach today. She couldn't stay away from the warm weather and the ocean, after all. After a bit of socializing and wandering though she found Joshua lounging. Don't mind her as she approaches and just lifts an eyebrow. Also don't mind the bikini.]

I didn't take you as the beach-type.

[neverplaysfair]

Mmm... it's pleasant enough. [ He giggles. ]

[so_shik]

...mind if I join you?

[neverplaysfair]

Hmm? Go right ahead. [ He wasn't quite expecting that. ]

[so_shik]

[And sitting to join him, she does.] Is it weird that it's so warm for this time of year?

[neverplaysfair]

This happened last year, too, if you remember.

[ That one ended with a three-way makeout involving them and Neku, so he's a bit wary. But far be it from Joshua to enjoy these things when they come. ]

[so_shik]

[Oh she's aware...but she's assuming she's immune this time if she wills herself to be.]

You really think it's exactly the same thing?

[neverplaysfair]

If I had to guess, it's certainly similar. The timing matches up.

[so_shik]

Then I'm even more surprised you're here.

[neverplaysfair]

Involuntary teleportation. [ And he giggles. ]

[so_shik]

[She just shakes her head.] And that doesn't freak you out at all?

[neverplaysfair]

Considering all that's happened these past couple years, suddenly being on a nice warm beach with my clothes on is certainly one of the better surprises I've had.

[so_shik]

You make it sound so completely casual. I don't know how you do it.

[neverplaysfair]

Besides, I haven't had the urge to make out with anyone so far.

[ Except Hisoka but shhh. ]

[so_shik]

[Well she's glad not to know that, thanks Josh.]

It's a start. Think you can keep it that way? That's the last thing I need to see today.

[neverplaysfair]

... You don't think I'm pretty enough to make out with other people?

[so_shik]

Oh come on. What does that have to do with it?

[neverplaysfair]

Well, you just said you don't want to see me making out with anyone...

[so_shik]

In the sense that it's just...weird. It'd be like if you watched me make out with someone.

[neverplaysfair]

... What about that is weird?

[ Shiki remember who you are talking to and what he does. ]

[so_shik]

... voyeuristic. How is that not weird?

[neverplaysfair]

Well, if you're doing it in a place where people can easily see you, I don't see what the problem is with watching.

[so_shik]

Well, I'm not doing it in public right now. Deal with it.

[neverplaysfair]

I am. I was simply wondering why the idea upset you.