EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[markofthewise]

You've got it!

[Sokka does the same, grabbing some trunks to change into. It takes him considerably less time to change, especially since he decided to leave his shirt on for now. When she comes out, he'll be holding one of those fruits.

He got bored okay.]

[kyoshi]

[Goodness, but he's fast. Though those swimsuits are a bit of a pain to wriggle into. When she comes out a minute or two later, a little navy skirt over the swimsuit bottom, she heads over to him, blinking at the fruit.]

You decided to pick one?

[markofthewise]

[Oh, he didn't even see her come out. He looks up, blinking and distracted by the hot lady that may or may not be the woman he wants to marry.]

I found it. Someone left it on one of the booths.

[kyoshi]

[Oh my... that fruit...}

It looks awfully good.

[And while she's at it, so does he. Focus on the fruit, Suki, focus on the fruit.]

[markofthewise]

I guess it wouldn't hurt if we split it. You know, that way it's only... half the effect. If there even is one.

[He's already starting to rip it apart.]

[kyoshi]

You think it's worth the risk? Something bad could still happen. [She says as she reaches for one of the halves.]

[markofthewise]

Well, we'll just eat a small piece, right? I just want to see what it tastes like before it's gone.

[kyoshi]

Okay... just one piece. [She takes it, cautiously lifting it to her lips. How much harm could it do, really?]

[markofthewise]

Just the one.

[He did the same, taking the time to enjoy it, chew it slowly, let the juices dance around his tongue. That sort of thing. Because it was possibly the best fruit he's ever had since last year.]

... well, it's definitely good.

[kyoshi]

...Oh! Yeah, it's delicious... I didn't expect it to be so good. [This merits another big bite. Or two. Wow.] I don't feel any different... maybe it's okay?

[markofthewise]

[Yeah, he's doing the same. Because why not?]

It probably doesn't affect us, on account of the whole... you know, love thing.

[kyoshi]

That's a pretty dangerous assumption, Sokka.

[She's still eating it, though. And... hmm. Does she feel different? It's too tasty for that to matter much.]

[markofthewise]

[He shrugs.]

Hey, I'll be honest, it's been hard to resist you all week. And I mean that in a very experiment-y, not trying to hit on you kind of way.

[kyoshi]

[Hearing that makes her feel a little bad- not just because she loves him (for now?) but because she can really sympathize with his plight.]

It's been hard for me, too. But we have to put up with it, okay? It can't last for too much longer.

[markofthewise]

Today is a week, right? So we just have to hold off... until the end of the day.

[Another bite and suddenly Suki is looking a... little more desirable.]

[kyoshi]

[...And the swimsuits are probably not helping. She keeps forcing her gaze to shift up when it wanders to his bare chest.]

That... shouldn't be too tough. I mean, it's already half over, so...

[A few hours, and... um...

...he has nice ab- NO NO NO focus, Suki.]

[markofthewise]

[Yeah, he immediately turns away when his eyes are starting to wander south. WOW those mountains sure are interesting!]

Yeah! We just have to... find something to do. Something... boring.

[kyoshi]

W-well, we were supposed to go swimming, right? Let's just start there! It doesn't have to be boring, we just... can't touch each other.

[Which is getting harder and harder now.]

[markofthewise]

... not that we were going to! [He laughed. Awkwardly.]

[kyoshi]

N-no... no, of course not! Why would we do that? We're just... friends. Probably.

[markofthewise]

Yeah. So there's no reason to even-- [OH SCREW IT. He leans in for a kiss. And then pulls back. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?]

[kyoshi]

[Sorry, honey- her instinctive response to his sudden move is to lean in as well, and she can't quite stop herself in time when he tries to move away. Enjoy your fiancee(?)'s fruit-flavoured kiss!

....

Oh dear, she shouldn't have done that.]

[markofthewise]

[Wow that was pretty great.

Except now they're here. Post kiss. And possibly just after a terrible mistake!?]

... you know I'm not really that interested in swimming. [SOMETHING ELSE IS MORE INTERESTING.]

[kyoshi]

[Well this can't be good.]

Um... no, we should probably get changed. Soon. ...I-I mean, right now.

[Lots of bare skin? Probably not smart at this very moment.]

[markofthewise]

Actually, I was thinking of something else...

[He glances up the hill, towards the mountain and those weird hobbit holes.]