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EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!
Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.
((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))
OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!
Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.
((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))
OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.
I will make this work somehow. /manry face
After all the reports of statistical anomalies - that is, the beach being unseasonably warm - float up to this scientist, he immediately capitalizes on the opportunity to inform the fellow residents of his household. It seems a shame not to let them, the ectotherms, enjoy one blissful day of possible functionality...
... And, well, he's curious. Distinctly remembering last year's Venusian willow, he takes his nanocomputer and a low-power (it's not even electron-powered!) microscope down to the beach.
... Yep. Guys, there is a scientist (who may or may not be accompanied by large turtles) on the beach. Sitting there. Dissecting paopu fruit and studying it right there on the beach like this is a completely normal thing to do.
... of course, once he's determined it's safe to eat (give him a few hours to be sufficiently tempted by the aroma?), he might consume some. But until then...
... Want to gawk? Join him in analyzing the properties of these fruits, or in any other unusual circumstances of the beach? Make other comments about what he's doing? Have at.]
*doubting the manliness*
Have you discovered anything yet, sir?
... well, it IS Robert.
... Ah... n-not particularly, though... I a-am... certainly trying...
Sorry bro, you're just too stuttery and moe to be manly~
I am sorry, I must have startled you coming up to you so suddenly. My name is Zelda.
;3; Good thing he's not trying to be manly...
[Yes, he has to say the whole thing. And with a cadence that suggests he repeats it in the same way, all the time...]
... Not many s-seem to be... interested in, er, s-studying the fruit here...
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It's good to meet you, Professor. I noticed that as well, but since you already seemed to have some sort of study ongoing, I thought it couldn't hurt to ask.
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Ah, w-well... it is not much of a s-study, especially since my... t-tools are severely lacking, and it is... n-not my primary field, but...
[He casts another glance downward at the dissected paopu. The pulp glistens, and the aroma wafting from the fruit is sweet and cloying.]
... These are... n-not any fruit Terra would have...
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/doubts it too.
Find out anything? [His voice for once is relaxed. Darn sun.]
fffff. Robert needs to be manlier.
He looks up from one of his awkwardly-sliced cross-sections, peering into foreign-looking plant cell walls.]
... As of yet, not particularly...
... These fruits are... very foreign, though. They have no easily-discernable Terran relative...
Needs manliness classes
I'm not surprised. Who the shell knows where they get these things.
He really does...
Considering that... the Malnosso have access to information about the worlds of every current Lucetian... well, that is a difficult question to answer.
[He looks down at the fruit again. Why does he feel like he should eat it, even knowing the risks?]
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He shifts so he's leaning on one arm, and reaches out to pick up one of the pieces.]
I don't trust these though.
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[Robert watches Leo study the fruit with an air of passivity. Leo's judgment on these things usually tends to be sound...]
... If anything, it is... likely similar to last year.
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Oi, what the hell are you doing? [The blond man, now his full height and age, comes stomping closer, both out of intrigue and annoyance at seeing food treated so rudely]
shit LOL stupid Enter key
He recognizes this voice. Robert's gaze snaps up almost immediately, hesitating as though he'd been caught dissecting something alive rather than a mere fruit.]
... A-Analyzing the... f-foreign substances. Or, er, a-attempting to...
It is an evil little thing >>
But still. B| Food in the sand. Displeasure is eminent.]
All it wants is my suffering!
... [Awkwardly:] The fruits had, er... odd c-catalysts last year, and I... am u-uncertain as to how they were produced... if th-these are similar, I... I m-mean to find whether there is some concrete m-method...
[The way Sanji is looking almost makes him feel bad that he went to do this at all.]
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Alright, I get it. You're a scientist, right. [His eyes close, but then one pops open to angle a level stare.] You gonna eat it when you're done?
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[This thought admittedly had occurred to him.]
If I c-can... determine that it is... h-harmless, then... then I may do so...
... At least, I will... e-ensure it does not go to waste...
[A little hopefully:] ... I... intend to s-see if I can... grow more of these f-fruit... by, er, s-sequestering the seeds...
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1/3
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After a while, Mewtwo approaches the man directly, a half-eaten fruit in his own hand, and peers down at the whole setup.]
What have you discovered?
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... Unfortunately, n-not nearly as much as... I would have liked.
...
... So far, all I have... c-conclusively found is that, while the structure of the pulp is... superficially similar to some pre-Terran fruits, s-such as starfruit, it... has an a-almost artificially-organized quality to it that... T-Terran fruit would lack...
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He got all of that, actually.]
It seems normal to me. How so?
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...Mewtwo gives a little snorting chuckle, then crouches down to take a look, tilting his head to peer into the microscope with one eye. What's he seeing?]
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It's... all very yellowish - fruit pulp, specifically - but at this distant the cells are visible, and they are all... very regular. Almost artificially-precise, all very even little spheres that link together in a regular pattern.
It looks a lot more regular than anything... natural would, at least.]
... What do you think...?
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