EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[moehealer]

[okay no what there really is is a Pikachu sniffing Leo's face. Excuse me Leo, but why are you sleeping outside? And on the beach, no less...

...

poke poke]

[statice]

[That's right, no Dodrios allowed. Pokemon below this height (and weight) ONLY. And really, Yellow, what do you mean "why are you sleeping outside", you'd do the same too.

In any case, there's a snort and his eyelids flutter a little. Waking up here slowly, gradually...]

[moehealer]

[Actually in her reply to this log, she is sleeping-- But anyway! Once he starts waking up, Chuchu stops sniffing him and just kinda waits. And Yellow peers over him too.]

Leo? [Yeah maybe she sleeps outside all the time, but he never seemed like the type to do the same!]

[statice]

[See, sleepy sleepy Yellow.

But yes, he's vaguely aware of the presences around him, for they're not quite booklike shadows in the heat—

....blink. His hand falls to the pocket with his gun for a moment before things register and he blinks again owlishly.]

Yellow. What are you doing in here?

[moehealer]

[...Just staring and blinking. Is he not aware of where he is? Uh... She scratches her head a bit, shaking it.]

In here...? Um... We're on the beach, Leo..

[statice]

[It's almost like Leo has become Vincent for this thread.]

So we are. How strange, I wasn't aware that I'd travelled this far yesterday.

[moehealer]

[...scream noooo--

She's a little surprised at how calmly he took it, but alrighty then!] Maybe you sleepwalked?

[statice]

[Think about it, Yellow, have you ever seen him rattled? Even when he was just normal Leo?

Also, I need poses from glasses Leo, scream.]

That'd be quite troubling.

[moehealer]

[Touché... This is why Atsuro kind of fears him in a way--

You could always try editing some?]

I'm not sure how else you would've ended up here though, unless someone brought you...

[statice]

[Only Elliot's seen him rattled. And that's on select occasions.

If I edited any, they would all have 3_3 faces.]

I'd have a bone to pick with whoever who did that then.

It's rather warm, isn't it?

[moehealer]

[Ahhh no fighting please, Leo...!]

Well, I'm sure they didn't mean any harm by it! You're not hurt or anything, are you..? [But she nods.] Yeah, it is! I think that's why so many people are here today, too..

[statice]

[But why not. He can— throw tables. And sob, Yellow, even if he was, he'd have healed up by now.

But it's hot enough for him to yank up the sleeves of his shirt to above elbow-level, even if it's to make a rather superfluous inspection of his arms. Though man, he's actually pretty pale.]

Is that why you're here, Yellow?

[moehealer]

[She doesn't know this though..!

Yellow nods, then glances around a bit.]

Yeah, I saw a lot of people coming here, so I did too. And it turned out that it's really warm out... It's kind of nice though! [It sure beats freezing..] There are all of these weird fruits around now though.

[statice]

[And as if to drive in her point, one of the paopu fruits drops from the tree and lands on his head lap. He blinks and picks it up.

Look, ma, starfish onnatree!]

...you didn't find it a little suspicious?

[moehealer]

[Excuse me that should be a dango! Stupid paopu fruit...

Yellow jumps a bit when it falls, but... oh, it was just one of those fruits. She looks at it for a moment, and then back up at Leo.]

Well, everyone else seemed fine, so... I figured it's okay. And nobody's getting sick from those fruits, either.

[statice]

[Dangos on a tree wouldn't have sold as well in a game franchise.

He picks up the fruit idly as he shields his mouth for a yawn.]

But in a place like this, has that really been a reliable way of explaining the strange things that happen? [This fruit is quite-- enticing, though.] Why, it might all be dangerous.

[moehealer]

[Sure they would! \THE BIG DANGO TREE FAMILY/!]

I guess so... But even then, I think it's fine. [More like she's just compelled to believe that everything about the beach and the fruits is a-ok.

She looks back at the fruit for a moment.] Have you ever seen fruits like that before, Leo?

[statice]

[Weird. Also man, Yellow, you are way too trusting. No wonder you've gotten in with the PH crew and their deceiving. Not that he has anything to say to that; he can only smile.]

No, this is the first time I've seen this! What are they?

[moehealer]

[It's not like anyone in the crew is suspicious or anything!

Yellow shakes her head.] I haven't seen them before either, actually. They're kind of strange-looking, aren't they? They look kind of like stars!

[statice]

[You need to see Vincent's smiles, Yellow dear.]

Yes, quite. [.........] In fact, trees aside, you can even say that these fell from the heavens!

[moehealer]

[Well. Maybe one day...!]

From the heavens...? You mean because they're shaped like stars?

[statice]

Of course. That's why there's shooting stars, isn't there?

[moehealer]

Yeah, I guess so!

[hm. Suddenly curious.] A lot of people have been eating those, actually... Do you mind if I try a piece of it, Leo..?

[statice]

[Now that he thinks about it, he can't see the lovely Miss Yuyuko on the beach today. Does it mean that she hasn't come?

...or perhaps she's out with Elliot. That's a decidedly less pleasant train of thought. Still, smile smile.]

Of course not. [He looks down at the fruit in hand and easily breaks off half of it. This is Leo, he has Upper Body Strength...kinda of.] There you go.

[moehealer]

[Clearly she likes grumpy guys over ones with constant bedroom eyes. deal with it, Leo...

I mean.

Paopu fruit, yay!]

Thanks, Leo! [Taking it, she looks at it for a moment before taking a small bite. Hmmm. It's not that bad!] Huh... It really does taste good!