New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: People in Luceti wake up as something they weren't before. An elf, a gremlin, a vulcan, or perhaps a mermaid? Try living in someone else's shoes... if they can even wear those.
Rating: Not recommended for those with weak constitutions, raging hormones, shipping goggles, or people just too cool and attractive for this kind of thing.

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

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[all7seas]

[Right. Experiment. Jack takes a quick breath of his own and smiles right back.] Loves you. Of course. What's not to love, Buffy? Beautiful. Lovely. Kind. [He walks backwards in front of her, guiding her on.] Merciful. Strong. Brave.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she beams. though it alarms her that her notes on the pirate are so very wrong. why would a bad person say such wonderful things about her and spike's love? jack sparrow is being far more receptive to her brand of crazy than anyone else so far. barring perhaps giles, who saw the bot for what she was in moments. ]

He wouldn't have it any other way.

[all7seas]

No. No, he wouldn't. He loves you more than you'll ever care to know, Buffy.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she keeps walking -- pleased as punch and as fabulously happy as a pile of plastic and metal can be while looking for the vampire she was commissioned to love.

but it doesn't mean she can't at least be curious while they walk: ] Do you have a boat?

[all7seas]

Hm? What? Boat? Aye---aye, I've a boat, here. Smallish one, but a boat. You know this already, Annie. Why?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

A pirate needs a boat. [ she nods in what is probably meant to be a sage kind of way. ]

[all7seas]

I was meant to take the girl I love for a sail on her; perhaps I'll still have that chance.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ and your little tale melts her cold, metallic little heart. ]

Oh. She sounds very, very lucky to have you. [ this is bordering very close on some of warren's creepier behaviour programming elements. ] I hope she appreciates it.

[all7seas]

Let's not talk about her, savvy? I don't deserve her. [The path to House 7 has never been a more welcome sight.]

We're almost back to your...your Spike, love.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she looks around -- from house to house and... ] But doesn't Doctor McCoy live this way? [ why would spike be there?

and the buffybot simply doesn't call him bones. ]

[all7seas]

Aye, Doctor McCoy--has been---helping him--with his horrible...groin injury.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ which trips her psycho-robo-girlfriend worry. ]

Spike's injured?

[all7seas]

Horrible debilitating groin injury, yes. Won't be able to do anything with his pelvis for at least six months.

Possibly six years, I might have misheard the diagnosis.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ poor spike. how will they play all their (seriously warped) games? what about all those programs installed?

she walks faster. psycho-robo-girlfriend mode is certainly on. ] How did it happen? Did someone hurt him? I'll teach them not to mess with my boyfriend.

[all7seas]

I think he did it to himself, actually. [Jack clears his throat, trying to keep up.]

Also, his hair was badly dented.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

Not his hair! [ she LOVES his hair. it's so perfectly unnaturally blonde and gelled back in some strange helmetish way. ]

My poor Spike -- clearly, I've been neglecting to look after him and keep him from harm. [ somewhere, the real buffy summers is gagging herself. ]

[all7seas]

Right---passive neglect is what did him in in the end, An--Buffy. This is why, when I bring you to his special shoe-room, you must wait inside very patiently for him, savvy?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ sob. prepare to be horrified.

distractedly: ] I knew I should have let him bite me.

[all7seas]

[WHAT EVEN BUFFY OH MY GOD.]

W-why? Why should you have let him bite you, dearest?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ INNER-PSYCHE BUFFY WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW SHE'D SOONER DIE (AGAIN) THAN LET THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN. ]

Then maybe he wouldn't have gotten hurt. He would've stayed home and not have wandered at all. [ self-blaming just might be the only personality similarity between this buffy and the real one. ]

[all7seas]

[Just this face, and quickened steps toward House 7. The closet, Buffy. Locking. Locking in the closet.]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ the sad part will be how long she will probably stand in this closet before bothering to break out. ]

[all7seas]

[Good. That will be good. Jack WANTS her in this closet for as long as possible. He hops up the steps in front of her, holding the door open. No window, this time.]

There you are, little miss.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

...This is where I'm supposed to wait?

[all7seas]

Hm? No, no love---the shoe room. It's in your...a bedroom, back here. That's where you are to wait, and if you don't? Spike will be very upset with you indeed.

[Ugh.]