EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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(｀_´)ゞ LET'S DO IT

[analyzing]

[YOU'RE ON NEGATIVE INFINITY x 1000!!!!

And she bites into hers as well.]

...this one's sweeter. [And a lot stickier, ewwww. Sticky fingers.]

(*≧▽≦) AWW YEAH

[accepted]

[That's just silly. You're silly.]

Oh yeah, it is. This is more like what I'd expect it to taste like. [...] So, uh...

I'M TOO LAZY TO GO THROUGH MY EMOTICON LIST ANY MORE.

[analyzing]

[Your face is silly.

...she's suddenly aware of how messy it is. Man, this is...kinda embarrassing in front of someone like. Like him, isn't it? Flushing a little now as she clasps her hands behind her back.]

Not that bad, huh?

WELL GOOD I WAS RUNNING OUT ANYWAY.

[accepted]

[Your mom is silly.]

Y-Yeah, tasted pretty good actually.

[Wait did she just get a little red? What's up with that? Whatever the reason he can feel his cheeks getting a little warmer so he quickly turns his head and looks away.]

Maybe we could uh... Go somewhere? Just a walk down the beach. There's a lot of it I haven't seen yet so... If you want to.

My list was massive. But I had to open tumblr for it and wow, lazy.

[analyzing]

[YOUR MOM'S FACE IS SILLY.

Her grin is a little lopsided as she turns to look down the length of the beach (and away for a moment as well).]

You mean...together?

Oh no a whole other tab. Lazy.

[accepted]

[YOUR MOM'S MOM'S FACE IS SILLY!]

That's what I was going for, yeah. [Digging his foot into the sand quickly and gritting his teeth a little.] But if you don't want to then that's fine too!

A lots of scrolling through my liked posts list, okay.

[analyzing]

[What's that you're saying about my grandma.....!]

No! I don't mind.

...really.

Such strenuous work.

[accepted]

[You heard me.]

Really? Great! Uh, shall we?

[Motioning off down the beach.]

Suuuch a pain!

[analyzing]

[Oh, you didn't just do that, guuuurl.]

...yeah! C'mon.

[It's probably a little bolder than the ideal love-love situation, but she'll hold out a hand. Holds hers?]

God forbid you ever need to go to your tumblr again.

[accepted]

[Oh I think I did. Z-snap.]

A-Alright. [Slowly taking Rise's hand in his! There's an audible 'gulp' as he squeezes her hand quickly. Yup, holding a girl's hand. This is intense.]

...The sea looks nice today! [This is awful small talk but he's hella nervous.]

As long as all I need to do is hit reblog and like.

[analyzing]

[/PUNCHES]

Yeah!

...yeah, it's really pretty, isn't it? I wish I'd brought along my swimsuit.

Nope, gotta type stuff. All the stuff.

[accepted]

[...YOU HIT ME. D:]

Ah, yeah! Wish I brought mine too. I don't see why people can't just go in their clothes seeing as it's warm, but that's probably stupid huh? Eheh... Heh.

I refuse to type stuff!!

[analyzing]

[YEP. WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

She swings her arm (and by conjunction, his hand) a little idly.]

It'd be really weird if everyone came out with mostly transparent clothes.

But tags?!

[accepted]

[Sob and whine and cry and tell your mom on you...]

Ye-Yeah that would be really weird. [...Rise in sort of transparent clothes.] Just as well we're not going to do it then huh?!

My tags from now on will comprise of a series of gifs.

[analyzing]

[Except that you insulted HER mom so there!!

But hmm hmm, this fixation on swimming? Kinda weird. Almost like...]

You don't really want to do that, do you?

They better have amusing captions I can reblog.

[accepted]

[Oh eff yeah... Damn. ;;]

No, of course not! I mean I see no problem with it because I can just take off my shirt and swim in my pants like a swimming costume. B-But it's not like I want you or anyone else to or anything! I was just thinking out loud earlier, yeah! [Maybe he shouldn't have said anything. Or thought anything. Or yeah.]

Maybe they will, maybe they won't! AH DO WHAT AH WANT.

[analyzing]

[She giggles a bit.]

Are you sure? I don't mind, you know.

You mean they will. THEY WILL. SO UNRULY.

[accepted]

[Awkwardly scratching the back of his head with his free hand.]

Really? If you're sure you don't mind then maybe we could swim for a little. Only if you're really sure though.

AH DO WHAT AH WAAAANT!

[analyzing]

[Aww, that's really-- cute. She squeezes his hand.]

I'm sure.

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE

[accepted]

Okay then, great! Let's go!

[Commence dragging Rise by the hand towards the water.]

There's no slides or anything here so I hope it'll still just as for for you.

IT'S PART OF MAH CHARM.

[analyzing]

Oh-- okay!

[Stumble stumble drag drag. There'd better be a towel or something whenever she gets out of the water, Caius! She's not kidding about the whole transparent clothes thing, even if she's shed her coat earlier on.]

oh is that what you're calling it...

[accepted]

[Whatever whatever he can go run off and find a towel later, like he even cares about transparent clothing right now. There's beach fun to be had!

Further and further out they go until the water is about mid-thigh or so. Time to swim.]

Even when it's this warm the water still feels cold huh?!

[Try and ignore the excited shouting even though Rise is right next to him, he can be a bit of a kid sometimes.]

Charm, charm!

[analyzing]

[Well, if he's gonna go diving into the water, she's gonna let go of that hand! Don't drag her in, aaaahhh.]

I guess the water still thinks that it's winter!

[But she's laughing too! This is a pretty shoujo scene, isn't it-- beach, waves, a couple holding hands? All you need is a beach ball and it will all be so uguu.]

About as charming as an uncharming thing.

[accepted]

[Aww but they're meant to be doing this togetheeer! Come on, come on! But if Rise isn't going to keep holding hands with him then he'll behave. Hand holding > Swimming right now.]

Hehe, guess so! Just as well the air's warm to even it out.

[Sudden beach ball out of nowhere. How much more uguu do you want it?]

Tsk tsk, how rude!

[analyzing]

[All the uguuuuu. And it's okay to go swimming, Caius...! She'll just, y'know, wade around. S'cool, s'cool.

--and oh, the beach ball plops harmless onto her hands (as opposed to hitting her on the face, how very unromantic that would be) and she blinks for a moment. Where did this come from?!]