New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: People in Luceti wake up as something they weren't before. An elf, a gremlin, a vulcan, or perhaps a mermaid? Try living in someone else's shoes... if they can even wear those.
Rating: Not recommended for those with weak constitutions, raging hormones, shipping goggles, or people just too cool and attractive for this kind of thing.

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

Comments

soooo terrible.

[all7seas]

Aye! A...I'm a pirate, yes. [Uh. Okay. Odd.] And you're a Slayer! And I like you with all my heart.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm very likable. [ she scans quickly through what she has on file. ah! ] Your hygiene is probably bloody awful.

[ ...spike's words. her voice. soooo terrible. ]

[all7seas]

Ah. Well. I'm....yes? Not so bad, really. Is it?

[What on earth is this about?]

oh gosh this notif never came.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I think it's to be expected, from a pirate.

[ ... ] Have you seen Spike? I need to find Spike.

HORRIBLE LJ

[all7seas]

You need to find Spike? What for?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

He's been missing.

[ blink. blink, blink. also? she may not actually be breathing. ]

[all7seas]

Well---yes. Kidnapped, by the Malnosso; and for once I'm a bit jealous of the fun they must be having. Let him be missing a bit longer, why not?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

Captain Sparrow -- [ and no hint of playfulness in the title, this time. ] I have to find Spike. Something tells me there's no fun being had at all. What if they're hurting him?

[all7seas]

Sorry for this, Annie, but good. He needs a bit of hurting, that one.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she is just about to launch into a rapid pro-spike tirade when...huh. the buffybot's head tilts. ]

Who's Annie?

[all7seas]

[A very hard swallow indeed.] Y-you. You're Annie...

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ cheerfully. helpfully, even. ]

Oh, you must have me confused with someone else. I'm Buffy.

[all7seas]

Buffy? You're also Annie. [Jack reaches out to take her by the shoulders and look her in the face.] Why can't you remember?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she would stiffen if she wasn't already so mechanically unyielding. the buffybot frowns -- asked to remember, the slayer's personality pushes for screen-time. there's a half-second of genuine recognition before everything ticks back over to cold, precise expressions. ]

I'm not sure what you mean. Could you try explaining?

[all7seas]

[She feels so hard. Not Buffy-like at all.]

Buffy? You're comin' with me, savvy? [He tugs at her arm, trying to get her to follow.]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she resists so she can ask: ] Are we going to find Spike? Are you helping me?

[ because that would be awesome. everyone else's been so...weird. ]

[all7seas]

Aye---to find...Spike. I think I know where he is, my love.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she's so GUNG HO about this plan that she overlooks the my love. ]

Where? I know it's not his apartment. I've been there already -- everything's gone. He must've moved. If he moved, why didn't he tell me?

[ because she doesn't believe the people telling her that this means he's gone. ]

[all7seas]

Everything...

Nah. I know right where he is, darling An---Buffy. Come with me? Please?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ glad to finally find some kind of lead in this mystery, the buffybot strides forward with that measured, peppy walk. ] You're very kind to help me find him.

[all7seas]

[Something is so terribly wrong. Could it be an experiment? He didn't feel affected, if it was.]

Because I love you, Annie. [Absently. He is lost in thought, and with every intention of locking her in a closet.] What will you do with Spike, once you find him?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

You can't lo-- [ oh. wait. jack sparrow, you so don't want to ask that question. the buffybot proceeds to be more forthcoming than buffy summers would ever be about any of her exes ever: ] I haven't thought about it, really. But I suppose I would leap up and wrap my arms around his neck and kiss him like we've never, ever kissed before. Just to show him how much I missed him.

[ a soft, on-cue sigh. ]

[all7seas]

.............................Oh.

...poor, poor jack.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

So, where are we going?

[ she barely registers his reaction. ]

: ( I know.

[all7seas]

Back--back to a special room where Spike likes to go. A small, special room filled with shoes.

[Jack is trying not to be heartbroken. Somehow, this MUST be an experiment. But it still hurts.]