EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

ξ(^ω^)ξ

[accepted]

[Thems the rules, totally fair.]

More than up for it, you saw what I did to that last one! And I could probably knock some more fruits down if I needed to! [Show ooooff.]

ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ

[analyzing]

[LIAR LIAR CHEATER CHEATER.]

Oh, you might need to. [She shakes her head at the fallen fruit all around them.] These are really sandy and sandy fruit tastes kind...funny.

(*・_・)ノ⌒*

[accepted]

[QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING -ALL THE POINTS]

Yeah you're right, I'll get some more then. [Now just watch this. He's going to... Kick the tree! Yes, madness I know, but it actually ends up knocking some more fruit down. That's not all though! He even moves to catch one of the fruits before it hits the ground and gets all sandy.

ARE YOU IMPRESSED RISE Y/N PLZ RESPOND ASAP]

(゜。゜)

[analyzing]

[THEN I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR POINTS AWAY TOO.

ALSO, Y. She steps away before he starts the tree abusing but her mouth is an open O as the fruit comes raining down. Is she impressed? Well, she does look like it.

...is she really really impressed? Goodness knows.]

( ･_･)

[accepted]

[FINE WE CAN BOTH BE POINTLESS THEN.

Looking impressed works just as well as actually being impressed, either way it makes him feel good about his awesome fruit catching abilities. Going to break this paopu in two as well and hand off the second half to Rise.]

Hehe, that was pretty cool huh? And that was only my second time doing that. [/show off blaaaah]

*ヽ(・_・*) also are we rolling for another type of fruit here

[analyzing]

[unless one of us gets negative points. hah. HAH.

But really, that makes her grin.]

Could've fooled me. Are you sure you don't go around doing this for cute girls looking for help?

（*＾＾）/* if you like, either that or friendship x2

[accepted]

[Oh okay you're on -1 HAH. HAAAH.]

Huh? Why would I go around and do that? I only did this for you now because we're friends and I like you. [Grin~]

(^～^;)ゞ Other fruit is probably better, Rise's friendliness on all levels are about the same.

[analyzing]

[Well, you're on negative infinity. HAH.

I dunno. Some guys do that, you know.

( ﾟ▽ﾟ) On to sweet then?

[accepted]

[Too bad you're on negative infinity and one. DOUBLE HAH.]

They do? Ah well, I don't. [Save for just now anyway. Taking a bite of this new fruit.]

(｀_´)ゞ LET'S DO IT

[analyzing]

[YOU'RE ON NEGATIVE INFINITY x 1000!!!!

And she bites into hers as well.]

...this one's sweeter. [And a lot stickier, ewwww. Sticky fingers.]

(*≧▽≦) AWW YEAH

[accepted]

[That's just silly. You're silly.]

Oh yeah, it is. This is more like what I'd expect it to taste like. [...] So, uh...

I'M TOO LAZY TO GO THROUGH MY EMOTICON LIST ANY MORE.

[analyzing]

[Your face is silly.

...she's suddenly aware of how messy it is. Man, this is...kinda embarrassing in front of someone like. Like him, isn't it? Flushing a little now as she clasps her hands behind her back.]

Not that bad, huh?

WELL GOOD I WAS RUNNING OUT ANYWAY.

[accepted]

[Your mom is silly.]

Y-Yeah, tasted pretty good actually.

[Wait did she just get a little red? What's up with that? Whatever the reason he can feel his cheeks getting a little warmer so he quickly turns his head and looks away.]

Maybe we could uh... Go somewhere? Just a walk down the beach. There's a lot of it I haven't seen yet so... If you want to.

My list was massive. But I had to open tumblr for it and wow, lazy.

[analyzing]

[YOUR MOM'S FACE IS SILLY.

Her grin is a little lopsided as she turns to look down the length of the beach (and away for a moment as well).]

You mean...together?

Oh no a whole other tab. Lazy.

[accepted]

[YOUR MOM'S MOM'S FACE IS SILLY!]

That's what I was going for, yeah. [Digging his foot into the sand quickly and gritting his teeth a little.] But if you don't want to then that's fine too!

A lots of scrolling through my liked posts list, okay.

[analyzing]

[What's that you're saying about my grandma.....!]

No! I don't mind.

...really.

Such strenuous work.

[accepted]

[You heard me.]

Really? Great! Uh, shall we?

[Motioning off down the beach.]

Suuuch a pain!

[analyzing]

[Oh, you didn't just do that, guuuurl.]

...yeah! C'mon.

[It's probably a little bolder than the ideal love-love situation, but she'll hold out a hand. Holds hers?]

God forbid you ever need to go to your tumblr again.

[accepted]

[Oh I think I did. Z-snap.]

A-Alright. [Slowly taking Rise's hand in his! There's an audible 'gulp' as he squeezes her hand quickly. Yup, holding a girl's hand. This is intense.]

...The sea looks nice today! [This is awful small talk but he's hella nervous.]

As long as all I need to do is hit reblog and like.

[analyzing]

[/PUNCHES]

Yeah!

...yeah, it's really pretty, isn't it? I wish I'd brought along my swimsuit.

Nope, gotta type stuff. All the stuff.

[accepted]

[...YOU HIT ME. D:]

Ah, yeah! Wish I brought mine too. I don't see why people can't just go in their clothes seeing as it's warm, but that's probably stupid huh? Eheh... Heh.

I refuse to type stuff!!

[analyzing]

[YEP. WHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

She swings her arm (and by conjunction, his hand) a little idly.]

It'd be really weird if everyone came out with mostly transparent clothes.

But tags?!

[accepted]

[Sob and whine and cry and tell your mom on you...]

Ye-Yeah that would be really weird. [...Rise in sort of transparent clothes.] Just as well we're not going to do it then huh?!

My tags from now on will comprise of a series of gifs.

[analyzing]

[Except that you insulted HER mom so there!!

But hmm hmm, this fixation on swimming? Kinda weird. Almost like...]

You don't really want to do that, do you?

They better have amusing captions I can reblog.

[accepted]

[Oh eff yeah... Damn. ;;]

No, of course not! I mean I see no problem with it because I can just take off my shirt and swim in my pants like a swimming costume. B-But it's not like I want you or anyone else to or anything! I was just thinking out loud earlier, yeah! [Maybe he shouldn't have said anything. Or thought anything. Or yeah.]