EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

totally late, wow...!

[analyzing]

[o hey, it's the guy with the mean joke.

Like the really, really mean joke. Jeez. And he's just made a tiny rain of fruit. Blink.]

Yeah...thanks.

A whole two days late!!

[accepted]

[Oh come on it wasn't that meaaan. Lighten up Rise.]

...You don't seem all that happy. [Whatever could be the matter?]

Unacceptable.

[analyzing]

R-really?

[Not a good sign, this means that her mask is failing and the awkward is shining through! She'll smile a little sheepishly at that.]

So sorry ;;

[accepted]

Well yeah, you're not like you were back at the party.

[Even though that's a smile it doesn't convince him that she's all that happy...]

B|

[analyzing]

Oh, it's just tiredness. Don't worry about it.

[BUT LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT]

Oh, that reminds me— do you know what fruits these are?

;w;!

[accepted]

If you say so.

[Not all that convinced! But whatever.]

Haven't a clue, there was nothing like this back home or even in the shop in the village. Guessing you don't know what they are either?

[○･｀Д´･○]

[analyzing]

Nope. They look like starfishs but...I don't think I've heard of starfruit actually looking like this.

(*^3^)/~☆

[accepted]

I've never even heard of starfruit in the first place. Think it's safe to eat?

(・｀ω´・)

[analyzing]

Maybe. There's a lot of people eating it around here so...

（＾ｖ＾）

[accepted]

[...So there is! Well.]

Go on then. [Seeing as he got her a fruit and all. Get nomming.]

＼( ･_･)

[analyzing]

[wait, does he want to see if she dies from poisoning....]

Do you wanna share it? You did help too.

(`ヘ´)

[accepted]

[Of cooourse not... It's just. Uh. Ladies first! Yeah!]

Sure, might as well. [Seeing as lots of people are sharing them too.] You going to split it in two for this?

（．＿．）

[analyzing]

[Wow, that's some epically terrible lying skills there.]

Yeah. Just like...hang on.

[She'll be trying to break the fruit in half now. Is it even breakable? WHAT IS PAOPU FRUIT.]

(' ＿'）

[accepted]

[Whatever whatever he'll end up eating some too, it's fiiine.]

I can do it if you like, if you're having trouble.

[Work those arm muscles Rise, come on, feel the burn on the paopu!]

(。_。)

[analyzing]

[Well, if there's someone big and strong offering...!]

Would you mind?

[Holding it out now.]

(°_ °)

[accepted]

[Aw yeah he gets to show off how awesome he is.]

Of course not, here! [Ew juice everywhere. But it's now in two pieces, so success.] Nothing to it.

[Here's your half, enjoy~]

(￣∠ ￣ )

[analyzing]

[As long as it doesn't end up splattering on her, she's cool with it, dude. But man, coolness points -50. She takes the half that he offers.

And gingerly takes a bite...?!]

（￣□￣；）

[accepted]

[Hey now he is still hella cool even with that, don't you go deducting point on him!

And he goes to take a bite as well! But first--] What's it like?

(´･_･`) ......

[analyzing]

[Excuse him, she will deduct points from whomever she likes. And however she likes!]

It's... [chew chew chew swallow] ...not that sweet, actually. Kinda bland. I don't think it's quite ripe yet.

(´･ω･`) ...?

[accepted]

[Yeah well he's taking 100 points from her, now what?!]

That's kind of a let down. [Going to take a bite anyway.] I was expecting more seeing as they seem really popular, but they're not that great. Maybe we should find a ripe one. [Chew chew.]

(／￣(ｴ)￣)／

[analyzing]

[Hey hey what, you can't just deduct points like that...!

Though— she'll chuckle despite her earlier apprehensions.]

What, do you wanna share that one too?

彡(oへo )

[accepted]

[Points deducted for questioning the deduction of points = Another 50 points. GJ.]

If you want to share another one then I wouldn't mind it! [Suddenly the idea of sharing stuff and spending time with Rise got more appealing.]

ー(￣～￣)ξ

[analyzing]

[UNFAIR.]

But you'll have to break this one into half too. Are you sure you're up to that?

ξ(^ω^)ξ

[accepted]

[Thems the rules, totally fair.]

More than up for it, you saw what I did to that last one! And I could probably knock some more fruits down if I needed to! [Show ooooff.]

ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ

[analyzing]

[LIAR LIAR CHEATER CHEATER.]

Oh, you might need to. [She shakes her head at the fallen fruit all around them.] These are really sandy and sandy fruit tastes kind...funny.